I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
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I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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