My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
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