Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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