I hate all girls vehemently.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
My balls are so social today.
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i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
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im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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