ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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