you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
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He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
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dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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