just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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