My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
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