Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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