If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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