There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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