Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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