i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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