whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
