We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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