3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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