Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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