Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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