i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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