i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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