Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
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Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
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i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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