So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
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I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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