The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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