some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
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i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
3pm strippers are depressing
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
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I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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