he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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