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She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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