there was a trapeze. enough said
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
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Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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