So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
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I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
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I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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