o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I FOUND THE LEGS
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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