Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
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She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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