I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
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Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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