so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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