Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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