She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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