Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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