I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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