Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
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Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
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Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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