Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
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You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
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I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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