i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
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That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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