Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
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Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Alive.
So much puke
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
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My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize