It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
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He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
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Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
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