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is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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