the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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