Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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