Whatcha textin bout Willis?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
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Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
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why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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