AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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