she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
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