put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
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So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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