So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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