i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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