i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
