Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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