just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
i dont even know how to be here
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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