I don't think brook has ever known best
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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