I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
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I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
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Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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